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Time Gentlemen, Please!
Author:thezombiecow
Resolution:800x600 at 32-bit color
Downloaded:1186 times (40 Mb)
Genres:Sci-Fi, Comedy, Original
Length:Demos
Added on:22 June 2009
Website:http://www.zombie-cow.com/tgp
Content advisory:Bad language Frequent, strong  Sex/nudity Explicit dialog  Violence Mild
Ratings:Player rating: 90%
Awards won: Best Game Created with AGS 2009
Best Gameplay 2009
Best Dialogue Writing 2009
Best Non-Player Character 2009

The sequel to 2008's Award Winning 'Ben There, Dan That!'.
It's a comedy adventure game! Sit back, relax, and put your mind to work solving puzzles, and reading funny dialogue. It's like a book, only good!



What's worse than finding out that your future evil selves have set about a series of events that wipes out all human life on the planet? Going back in time to fix things with half a mind on preventing coathangers from ever being invented, and accidentally setting up an alternate-universe Hitler with an unstoppable army of dinosaur clones instead, that's what! Whoopsie!

WARNING! This game has been rated "Frequent, strong" for language, and is therefore unlikely to be suitable for children or people who are easily offended.
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This is a commercial game.
User ratings for Time Gentlemen, Please!:
From 13 peoples votes so far: (vote here)
Visual:88%
Immersion:90%
Puzzles & Pacing:87%
Overall Enjoyment:90%
You can see a detailed breakdown of the votes.
Time Gentlemen, Please! was brought to you by:
bbX1138  words, design
captainbinky  senior art consultant
lemmy101  senior code consultant
mashpotato  'previously' graphics
Nickenstien  visual effects wizardry
thezombiecow  code, art, words, design
Other games by thezombiecow:
(None)
User comments about Time Gentlemen, Please!:
Posted by Baron on 2010-03-09 at 02:58 (IP logged):
They sell this game for half what it's worth, and I say that as someone who rarely spends money on.... well, anything. But I'd have paid twice the price and still been happy. The writing is about seven leagues beyond hilarious, and the puzzles are simply brilliant. The artistic style is simple but captivating, and the music is catchy. A phenomenal game all around.

Posted by SKYY on 2010-01-11 at 02:43 (IP logged):
I had to buy this after playing BTDT. This game is worth every penny, and then some! It's funny as hell, and the designers paid more attention to detail in the scripting and making of this AGS game than any other I've seen thus far.

I don't buy many games, but this was totally worth the money. Just think--bars sell beers for more than you'd pay for this game, and trust me, a beer won't provide you with nearly the level of enjoyment as this!

Posted by jkohen on 2009-09-03 at 22:40 (IP logged):
Despite a couple illogical puzzles, this game is just amazing!

Go play it! NOW! Or in the future! Or in the past!

Posted by MillsJROSS on 2009-08-10 at 04:55 (IP logged):
A fun, well polished work. Definitely worth the money! If you enjoyed the first one, I see no reason why you wouldn't enjoy this.

Posted by paolo on 2009-07-10 at 07:58 (IP logged):
I've just completed the game and had to come to AGS to sing its praises straight away. This brilliant game is easily the best AGS game made this year. I laughed my socks off too. :)

Posted by Mark on 2009-07-09 at 15:25 (IP logged):
Bloody amazing! Really really good. Got to be the best adventure game I've ever played, and [i]I've[/i] played Ben There, Dan That!

The visuals are quirky, original, consistent and clear. The puzzles are funny, relevant to the plot, the perfect length, and with the difficulty spot on!

If this game doesn't get a five-cup rating, I'll, I'll... Well, I'll get as annoyed as I did when Ben There, Dan That! didn't get four!

Posted by Ray on 2009-07-02 at 14:41 (IP logged):
And the visual side of it is just lovely!

Posted by Ray on 2009-07-02 at 14:39 (IP logged):
I'm reffering to the commercial full version, which I got for about 4,50 € and which is well worth it:
The complexity of the puzzles in this game really is amazing (while there are ample subtle and not so subtle hints to help the player figure thing out), the music is great, the setting is weird beyond description, the humour reaches from funny to abysmal, but the overall fun factor is close to unbeatable!
Keep up the good work, mates!

By the way, the gameworld-within-the-gameworld thingy is just as great as good old Infocom's puzzles in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams and Steve Meretzky!
Nuff said.



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